News: Irreverent. Irrelevant. Uncut.
About The Foreskin Press
News Uncut.
Creative Division:
What else can one say? The awesome title for my new blog is the result of some captive creativity, fueled by sheer boredom, exaggerated by my bloated ego that’s constantly seeking to be the center of attention, and aggravated by the fumes coming off our freshly painted office walls.
Funding:
The infrastructure (laptop, connectivity, power, water, toilets, work-station, snacks, telephone, transport, etc.) for this massive undertaking has been kindly provided by my current employer. They also happen to pay me a large sum of money every month, ostensibly to do their own work, but hey – I have an open mind.
Spotlight:
The Foreskin Press will focus on anyone and anything that happens to irk me, bug me, irritate me, or more. Large corporations (who are not currently sponsoring my work), cruel employers, all politicians, gadget manufacturers, advertisers, dumb criminals, telecom conglomerates, TV programming and life in general will also feature in this space. Considering that I abhor the world around me, it shouldn’t be surprising that it opens up a lot in the way of choice!
I promise to particularly target flamboyant homosexuals – afterall, they are gay, aren’t they? Ugly people, be afraid. Be very afraid.
Why WordPress.com:
I’ve grown weary of blogger.com and decided to try wordpress out. Let’s hope they’re as good as they promise. Some features here have already thrilled me, and formatting here has been a breeze, unlike the unwieldy composer available on blogger.
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